Zombies Eat Brains You’re Safe Funny Horror Humor T-Shirt

Slip into something that makes people laugh before they scream. This tee carries a cheeky horror vibe—"Zombies Eat Brains, You’re Safe"—that lands as playful, snarky, and a little dark. Lightweight but sturdy, it wears like an everyday staple: the relaxed crew neck and classic fit sit comfortably whether you’re out at a midnight movie marathon, running errands after a spooky podcast binge, or swapping jokes at a Halloween hangout. The print stays crisp thanks to modern DTF/DTG techniques, and the soft, breathable cotton feels familiar from the first wear. It’s for folks who love horror with a wink—fans of cult classics, late-night scares, and dry humor—who want their clothes to say something before they do.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton fabric with smooth surface ideal for vibrant prints
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for everyday comfort
- Reinforced shoulder seams and ribbed collar to keep shape over time
- Dual DTF and DTG printing for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified cotton for itch-free, safe wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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• Our prints are sharp, vibrant, and long-lasting
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• Designs are modern and made for daily wear
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